Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Look at this poor bastard.

Oddly, his shield bears the emblem of Brazilian club Esporte Clube Bahia, so maybe he's a really sad bandwagoner?

Screw it, here's your sad-ass gallery of heartbroken U.S. fans:

Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan


Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Here He Is, The Saddest American Soccer Fan

Sports are terrible.

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