Diego Maradona is and always will be the GOAT, mostly because he's the type of dude who, at the age of 53, will calmly exit his car, wade into a throng of reporters, find the one who may or may not have winked at his wife, and slap that dingus right in his face.

That is apparently what is happening in the video above, which was shot outside of a theater in Argentina this weekend. Argentinian newspaper Clarin sheds some light on what the slap was all about (via Google translate):

Yet seconds later dropped car and rebuked some of the journalists who were present there. According to those present, the worker would have winked Veronica or made a gesture that the former striker did not like and it seemed an offense. Then he decided to drop the car and face. "What's up fool? Why you mess with my wife if I do not mess with you?" he said and took a slap.

Do not let Diego Maradona catch you winking at his lady. If you didn't know, now you know.

[Clarin]