Match Mercifully Ends; Netherlands Beat Brazil 3-0

We know, lady. We know. This...this was not a good match. The Netherlands took out what little air was in this match almost immediately and then tacked on a meaningless third goal in added time, which we're not even bothering to GIF because, fuck it, this was a game for third place. Good news, Netherlands! You came in third, which—if we're consulting late-90s T-shirts—means you are the second loser. Fun times.

Brazil, it follows, are the fourth loser.

Match Mercifully Ends; Netherlands Beat Brazil 3-0

Hopefully this World Cup does not completely lurch to the finish and tomorrow's game is at least decent.

[Univision]